The Invisible Scaries

Directions:  Pre-watch preview in order to understand preview review. Review after the jump.

Starbucks fans rejoice! You get to see some new letters. 

The city: London & Moscow and some others. Where the Guys take all the Girls out to the club where a bunch of models are dancing and taking very high-quality Internet social media pictures of each other. That’s where the fun ends! Cause then all the lights go off and we, the viewers, have to look at a blank screen for, like, ever, wasting our lives.

Oh, Hell Na

5 baby teenagers are drinkin’ the blues away, and I think it is implied that the flash on the camera caused it. But then you’re supposed to realize that bunch of laser beams start to float down from outer-space. The jellyfish fall from the sky and then the lights go back on (?), and the guy on the radio goes “Huh? This sucks,” which is the viewer’s cue to go “Oh, hell naw.” Glass turns into water when it shatters and Cops turn into shattered Oreos. Even the cop’s “William Club” crumbles into the wind during this phase. Then all the lights go off again! This preview is confusing!

RIP Willam

People start to get shredded by the sound of connecting to AOL. Okay, it turns out there are a whole bunch of invisible scaries who want to look at humans’ muscles through Predator eyes. They have Phase 1 called Take Whatever We Want. They got Phase 2 called Eat Lightbulbs. Phase 3 is called Turn the Dogs Into Spiral Graph Dust. 

So, natch, the drunk teens start to kill the jellyfish by using regular ghostbuster guns. 


Here are the ways they kill the Scaries: 1) Put a lightbulb on the ground. 2) Shoot an unwieldy gun. That’s pretty much it!

Faults:
Too many shots of human innards.

Energy meats.

Too many main characters. 5 is too many. It just means that 4 will die and the main guy will scream at the jellyfish and use some sort of horrible phrase like “this is for that dog...(get cut off by sound of proton streams crossing.)


Plus Sides:
Cop Cars are good for wigglin’ under when you are together with your man!