SLAP ATTACK

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The first installment of this new foray into the world of television is the effervescent drama of NBC’s Slap Attack. This is the set-up:

A bunch of helicopter parents have thrown their children into a whirlwind of laughter and anger, in what is often described as a backyard BBQ.  The premise of this preview is all about how the guy from Heroes and Star Track Movie is PISSED. His name is Zachary Quinto but in this show he goes by Slappery Quinto, for obvious raisins. Anyhow, Slappery is a regular, aggressive eyebrow-laden dude, trying to chill out on a gorgeous Saturday, and he gets mad enough to SLAP ATTACK a child right in the face.

Slap heard round the BBQ.

It starts with a moment where a monstrous drunk baby goes bonkers and knocks the head off of another child at the BBQ, with a baseball bat. The head goes rolling and rolling and rolling until it stops at the feet of The Slap Villain. Is he a baddie? Well thats what this movie tries to teach us, the corny viewer.

"I'll clean your clock right off your shoulders. No adult will ever stop me!!!" screamed the murderous child.

NOTE: The slap noise in this preview gets “in your face” about it. No pun intended. The sound of the SLAP is actually a gunshot noise that has been CGI manipulated to sound like a real slap that slaps your own face. It’s incredibly loud so you can hear it good. There were many conversations had about the sound of that slap, you know it.

Proof of CGI slap.

"High five? Nope. Slapping, which I learned from adults." said a child.

Um Thurman scores the role of a lifetime. She plays the wife of one of the main guys, I think who knows. Also, of course, who can forget Thandie Newton, who we all know and love. She fell asleep tragically during this preview.

"Do you guuuys have energy drinks herrrre....ZZzzzzzzzz."

It looks like the end of the preview just shows the whole bunch bout to have a courtroom drama. I dunno you tell me. I kinda love that shit lol im just kidding  

STARS
We give this preview 3.5 stars for being interesting and too loud of a slap noise.