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Take a deep knee bend after watching and let that preview settle on you like exploded vacuum cleaner dust. So, Hi this is a great preview for anyone who has ever loved a movie about choirs, which is most people, but it's also a great movie for cop/buddy comedy film fans. Dollbabies Parton is the secret star of this and Her Majesty Queen Tifah is also the star but villain quite possibly. She is channeling Ursula from Lil' Mermaid seems like.
It all started when the guy from the Final Destination 5 preview who has an answer for everything, the know-it-all, gets fresh with Dolly Parton.
And now here is where the plot starts.
Whoopi and Dolly are like two best friends just trying to work it out violently, to determine who be in charge of the most boring choir in the world.
Clearly, the choir has good voices at the beginning, which made the writer for this movie forget about how plots work. So, all of the sudden the entire choir tromps onto a stage and everyone in the audience boos them relentlessly with their polite stares. The audience is like Huh?
Dolly then says allow me to introduce you to my boyfriend and grandson, Bruno Mars and his friends The Show Called Glee, respectively. Later on, Bruno Mars gets the Main Girl, Whoopi's son, pregnant. Now his name is Boner, from Growing Pains.
What a cute couple!
Main Girl talks: “Mama, just give me a chance to marry my new boyfriend and I’ll show you how many talent contests I can win! I GOTTA FOLLOW MY DREAMS THAT I HAVE HAD FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS NOW!!!!”
And Whoopi says, in lowercase...
Main Girl goes...
Boner, who can't plead his case to save his life, just goes...
What a Dip Shit.
Hello. Dolly squeaks from the corner, “YOU CAN GO TO DOLLYWOOD THOUGH!”
Dolly says Hit it boys! over and over and she puts on her pointy Christmas tree lettuce hair and wraps her curtains around her. Then they sing a rap version of How Great Thou Art while she snaps at the air.
There’s a cooking montage where Queeny and Dolly are throwing flour around and they both are reminiscing about both being in movies about hair salons together. Woof, sentence was tedious.
FAULTS:
Ripley's Believe it or Not Elizabethan waist brings sadness to you.
PLUS SIDES:
This preview has a shit ton of songs.
Songs include michael jackson, and lady gaga and boyance and phil collins and too short and kidz bopz and now that’s what i call badonkie-bumps and all kinds of recent music that your kids will love for ever and ever.
Take a deep knee bend after watching and let that preview settle on you like exploded vacuum cleaner dust. So, Hi this is a great preview for anyone who has ever loved a movie about choirs, which is most people, but it's also a great movie for cop/buddy comedy film fans. Dollbabies Parton is the secret star of this and Her Majesty Queen Tifah is also the star but villain quite possibly. She is channeling Ursula from Lil' Mermaid seems like.
It all started when the guy from the Final Destination 5 preview who has an answer for everything, the know-it-all, gets fresh with Dolly Parton.
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| Girl, I will kiss you if you let me |
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| Get real, twink |
And now here is where the plot starts.
Whoopi and Dolly are like two best friends just trying to work it out violently, to determine who be in charge of the most boring choir in the world.
Clearly, the choir has good voices at the beginning, which made the writer for this movie forget about how plots work. So, all of the sudden the entire choir tromps onto a stage and everyone in the audience boos them relentlessly with their polite stares. The audience is like Huh?
Dolly then says allow me to introduce you to my boyfriend and grandson, Bruno Mars and his friends The Show Called Glee, respectively. Later on, Bruno Mars gets the Main Girl, Whoopi's son, pregnant. Now his name is Boner, from Growing Pains.
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| I got some serious hoop dreams for this sing song club, Main Girl. |
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| Those eyebrows look like smeared caterpillars. |
What a cute couple!
Main Girl talks: “Mama, just give me a chance to marry my new boyfriend and I’ll show you how many talent contests I can win! I GOTTA FOLLOW MY DREAMS THAT I HAVE HAD FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS NOW!!!!”
And Whoopi says, in lowercase...
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| “your daddy got eaten baby and i am not gonna let my only child
get eaten! you can’t marry that boy and you can’t go to hollywood.” |
Main Girl goes...
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| Awww, MOM |
Boner, who can't plead his case to save his life, just goes...
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| Pleeeeeeease! |
What a Dip Shit.
Hello. Dolly squeaks from the corner, “YOU CAN GO TO DOLLYWOOD THOUGH!”
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| Golly goyful hoggie bombs! |
Dolly says Hit it boys! over and over and she puts on her pointy Christmas tree lettuce hair and wraps her curtains around her. Then they sing a rap version of How Great Thou Art while she snaps at the air.
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| 5 snaps makes a Z |
There’s a cooking montage where Queeny and Dolly are throwing flour around and they both are reminiscing about both being in movies about hair salons together. Woof, sentence was tedious.
FAULTS:
Ripley's Believe it or Not Elizabethan waist brings sadness to you.
PLUS SIDES:
This preview has a shit ton of songs.
Songs include michael jackson, and lady gaga and boyance and phil collins and too short and kidz bopz and now that’s what i call badonkie-bumps and all kinds of recent music that your kids will love for ever and ever.
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| Oprah got her wig split |
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