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Email the downtown rags, newspapers, extry extry read all about it: This damn dame has two many boyfriends!
President’s Day Weekend is about to get tricked out. This film, which premieres on President’s Day Weekend 2012! is an inside look at what happens when the CIA falls in love with the same dame.
The CIA, played by two bros, are fallin’ hard for this Peppy Pepperson-type.
After they work on their emails, they both sit down and start talking about who will claim ownership of her, who can win her in a contest of secret war, and all that kind of stuff. The Pepperson girl, what's her name, is who they're talking about.
Then the bros flirt together for a little bit and play this cute laptop game where they show each other what kind of stuff they like to look at on the internet.
Well it turns out they both like to look at Royce Witherspoon!
They don’t want each others’ fruity cologne to stink the air after they are each at her house, kissing her lips. One time, I guess they DO smell it and go apeshit. They throw each other hard enough to end life as we know it! The one gentleman who was in the Unstoppable preview, about a train, with Donzel Washington; well, he throws a gas tank real hard and tries to explode it, I think!
The other guy isn't fazed at all cause he's confused all the time anyway.
The guy from Unstoppable, Chris Pine I just looked him up, gets a dart thrown at him by his friend, the other guy, you know who I'm talking about?
A couple things you need to know before proceeding with this preview review:
- Pepperson is caught in the crossfire of the fighting and she gets her body twisted to shreds.
- This film is not yet rated - DOES THIS MEAN THERE IS SOME SERIOUS RAUNCH GOING ON??WHAT!!! [Ed.note: Turns out it is fine. False alarm! Well, except for the part where...Spoiler Event! She gets real drunk and makes Chelsea Handler...I won’t tell you the rest except to say clean up on aisle
- No actors were used in the making of this film. Only stuntmen, which is cool.
PLUS SIDES:
Girl head bangs for about thirty minutes.
FAULTS:
Email the downtown rags, newspapers, extry extry read all about it: This damn dame has two many boyfriends!
President’s Day Weekend is about to get tricked out. This film, which premieres on President’s Day Weekend 2012! is an inside look at what happens when the CIA falls in love with the same dame.
The CIA, played by two bros, are fallin’ hard for this Peppy Pepperson-type.
After they work on their emails, they both sit down and start talking about who will claim ownership of her, who can win her in a contest of secret war, and all that kind of stuff. The Pepperson girl, what's her name, is who they're talking about.
Then the bros flirt together for a little bit and play this cute laptop game where they show each other what kind of stuff they like to look at on the internet.
Well it turns out they both like to look at Royce Witherspoon!
They don’t want each others’ fruity cologne to stink the air after they are each at her house, kissing her lips. One time, I guess they DO smell it and go apeshit. They throw each other hard enough to end life as we know it! The one gentleman who was in the Unstoppable preview, about a train, with Donzel Washington; well, he throws a gas tank real hard and tries to explode it, I think!
The other guy isn't fazed at all cause he's confused all the time anyway.
The guy from Unstoppable, Chris Pine I just looked him up, gets a dart thrown at him by his friend, the other guy, you know who I'm talking about?
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| Hey! I made this dart yesterday at the crafts and dart area of the agency. |
A couple things you need to know before proceeding with this preview review:
- Pepperson is caught in the crossfire of the fighting and she gets her body twisted to shreds.
- This film is not yet rated - DOES THIS MEAN THERE IS SOME SERIOUS RAUNCH GOING ON??WHAT!!! [Ed.note: Turns out it is fine. False alarm! Well, except for the part where...Spoiler Event! She gets real drunk and makes Chelsea Handler...I won’t tell you the rest except to say clean up on aisle
- No actors were used in the making of this film. Only stuntmen, which is cool.
PLUS SIDES:
Girl head bangs for about thirty minutes.
FAULTS:
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| Kirk got his cock blocked |
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