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Hi donkeys.
So anyway, this is a killer cast. All the men and women have returned to high school for another paycheck. The main guy is Brendan, and his girlfriend had a baby together it looks like. They make it shut up by bouncing. I dunno, I don't really get the joke here.
Smarty pants Jim with his smarty pants wife Willow are getting ready to have a scholarly adventure together. They go 2, how you say, back 2 school lol. Both are incredibly axcited to throw their kid in the trashcan and run out the door to experience all the embarrassment of high school again.
All the gang are going to be there, too! We got Fletch, Cindy, Gorba, Dempsey. Now here come Stiffers, Pie, The Mom, and So Much More. They all meet up and can't believe their eyes because at least one or two of them got married and some of them haven't.
The one guy named Stuffer goes to the beach party and stalks all the girls with his snake face and ends up trapping them in his basement. (Implied.)
Several hilarious guest stars appear including everyone's favorite the flute, Eugene Levis, Hard & Kumar, and Zero Black People. In this picture, they finally reveal exactly what fruits go into an American Pie. Hey guys, Highly Titular Moment!!! (Amber alert: It's pa-pie-ya! ;^)
Not all of the gang is happy though cause it turns out that The Dad Eugene Levis never even drank before. He gets so drunk that his eyebrows crawl off his face into his esophagus. The Mom has to give him a sexy CPR. Well, he was faking it the whole time, but she didn't know that! All of his internals filled with air so he had to be cut open. "American Funeral" is the name of the DVD chapter, so just skip to that and you'll find out that someone accidentally has sex at the funeral with their eyes closed and then the light of day sheds upon the fact that it was the corpse the whole time and Stuffers' hair turns white and he can't talk anymore!
The camera pans up to the open casket and Eugene Levis is in there and he's got his eyes closed like he's dead. He pops his eyes open and says "Arrivederci!" in to the cam era like Mario. Pretty sad ending.
PLUS SIDES:
There is not a moment of silence the entire time. No pauses in between words or jokes. Constant screaming fills other gaps.
BAD PART:
Uncredited guest star Anna Ferris comes out of the woodwork as Girl Bleeding From Throat.
Hi donkeys.
So anyway, this is a killer cast. All the men and women have returned to high school for another paycheck. The main guy is Brendan, and his girlfriend had a baby together it looks like. They make it shut up by bouncing. I dunno, I don't really get the joke here.
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| Wrong aspect ratio; do you guys care? |
Smarty pants Jim with his smarty pants wife Willow are getting ready to have a scholarly adventure together. They go 2, how you say, back 2 school lol. Both are incredibly axcited to throw their kid in the trashcan and run out the door to experience all the embarrassment of high school again.
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| Nap Attack! |
All the gang are going to be there, too! We got Fletch, Cindy, Gorba, Dempsey. Now here come Stiffers, Pie, The Mom, and So Much More. They all meet up and can't believe their eyes because at least one or two of them got married and some of them haven't.
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| You are missing two taste buds right here. |
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| Stiffers can't tell the difference between angry and happy. |
Several hilarious guest stars appear including everyone's favorite the flute, Eugene Levis, Hard & Kumar, and Zero Black People. In this picture, they finally reveal exactly what fruits go into an American Pie. Hey guys, Highly Titular Moment!!! (Amber alert: It's pa-pie-ya! ;^)
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| Can't believe I'm 48-years-old. |
Not all of the gang is happy though cause it turns out that The Dad Eugene Levis never even drank before. He gets so drunk that his eyebrows crawl off his face into his esophagus. The Mom has to give him a sexy CPR. Well, he was faking it the whole time, but she didn't know that! All of his internals filled with air so he had to be cut open. "American Funeral" is the name of the DVD chapter, so just skip to that and you'll find out that someone accidentally has sex at the funeral with their eyes closed and then the light of day sheds upon the fact that it was the corpse the whole time and Stuffers' hair turns white and he can't talk anymore!
The camera pans up to the open casket and Eugene Levis is in there and he's got his eyes closed like he's dead. He pops his eyes open and says "Arrivederci!" in to the cam era like Mario. Pretty sad ending.
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| I died my eyebrowns. |
PLUS SIDES:
There is not a moment of silence the entire time. No pauses in between words or jokes. Constant screaming fills other gaps.
BAD PART:
Uncredited guest star Anna Ferris comes out of the woodwork as Girl Bleeding From Throat.
